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Hurtful Bugs

  If you ever see yellow and black stripes on a bug RUN!! Bugs are amazing although the ones I respect the most are wasps, hornets, sand flies, horseflies, and bees. I say this because they HURT. I know because I have been stung by them all at least twice...Ouch! They always hurt the same amount which is a lot. For example, one time I was walking through a field and out of the blue I got stung twice in the nose and once on the eyelid. Which as you can guess boys and girls gave me a black eye for a week. So can you guess what I was told to do? Yep, lie there on my back with baking soda on my eye and nose for an hour (boring). So the  moral is (drum roll please) don't mix ammonia with bleach (just kidding).The real moral is never mess with bugs that can sting!

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Pain

I love bugs. Bugs. Bugs Bugs!!!
Bugs are amazing although the ones I respect the most are wasps, hornets, sand flies, horseflies, and bees. I say this because they HURT. I know because I have been stung by them all at least twice...Ouch! They always hurt the same amount which is a lot. For example, one time I was walking through a field and out of the blue I got stung twice in the nose and once on the eyelid. Which as you can guess boys and girls gave me a black eye for a week. So can you guess what I was told to do? Yep, lie there on my back with baking soda on my eye and nose for an hour (boring). So the  moral is (drum roll please) don’t mix ammonia with bleach (just kidding). The real moral is trust God when in pain.